hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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toidarian:

i’m starting to reach that point of scifi inebriation again where the thought that i’m actually confined to a single planet is really weird to me

Posted 15 hours ago With 2,435 notes

  • Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
  • Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
  • Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
  • Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
  • The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
  • J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
  • Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
  • Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
  • Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
  • October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
  • In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
  • Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
  • Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
  • Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
  • Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
  • A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
  • Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
  • Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
  • George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
  • A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
  • After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
  • Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
  • The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
  • Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
  • The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
  • Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.

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chickensandwich:

goldenclitoris:

fuck the police

i will

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pornolympics:

thanks guys <33

rneerkat:

armenianweezy:

is math even real

it can be imaginary sometimes too

Posted 15 hours ago With 24,018 notes

cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

raggedyarchangel:

englishmajoratuclathanks:

almaasi:

#Still the best fucking post on tumblr.

#God reading gay porn about his son and his boyfriend.

#God writing gay porn about his son and his boyfriend.

petite-madame:

Sketchbook spread 2 (2013)

Sometimes I write short fics in French and illustrate them. Also, The S1!Sam is inspired by a great photoset I saw on Tumblr ♥

(Color pencils, ballpoint pen + copic markers)

“They threatened me to do the shower scene or else they’d burn all my glow-in-the-dark socks that I got from the swap meet. That’s why I looked quite angry in it. And you know, I love my socks, they’re the most comfortable things to have in life.”

Benedict Cumberbatch (source)

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